Also, I have experienced my first awful pick-up line, followed by an origami napkin, and the guy in question tripping over a chair on his way over to his table, where he proceeded to headdesk at his dorkiness. I am beyond pleased. I am also apparently beyond pretty in my new haircut, if I cause people to trip over chairs.
Wait till I go with my plan and curl my hair. I'll be taking over the world sometime next week, thank you very much. Comment with the part of the world you want to get when I am running it.