Noelia (noelia_g) wrote,
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About Firefly and general spoilers.

DON'T SPOIL NOELIA.

Please. I won't be able to watch Serenity until it premieres in Poland which will be on NOVEMBER 11th which is so blah I can't find words to do it justice. I mean, over a MONTH?

BLAH.

I know you will be squeeeing all over, just please, do it under cuts?

Thank you.

It also applies to tv shows. I'm in Poland. I can only download them, which I do, but it means I watch everything a day or two later. So, be nice. LJ-cut everything. And I shall love you.

Also. 12 characters meme: pr0n version. Ganked from wisdomeagle

1. Winifred Burkle
2. Lee Adama
3. Rupert Giles
4. Wedge Antilles
5. Daniel Jackson
6. Wesley Pryce
7. Elisabeth Weir
8. John Sheppard
9. Vala Maldoran
10. Logan Cale
11. Inara Serra
12. Cameron Mitchell



Does Logan Cale strike you as a voyeur or an exhibitionist?
Voyeur. Definitely. He already uses his computers for spying on people, there is just one step further...

Who in all the multiverse would Inara Serra most likely bottom to?
Erm, her clients? But I'd go with the canon here and say Mal Reynolds. What? I ship them.

Would you rather do Rupert Giles or Daniel Jackson?
OMG. You're making me choose? Erm... Erm... Eenie, meenie, miney...
Oh, well. I'd say Giles. But mostly because he was first in my heart. But then, Daniel...
Stupid meme. Stupid.

Which of Wedge Antilles and Winifred Burkle would you rather have do you?
Wedge, obviously. I would do Fred any day, but I won't pass on a chance with Wedge...

Cameron Mitchell + Lee Adama are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
Mwahaha.
"I didn't expect it to be this way."
"It's all hands-on here, captain."
*giggle*

How much would you pay to see naked pictures of Inara Serra? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
If I was to pay, I'd pay for the night with her. We've seen her naked back. Does that count?

Where are Daniel Jackson and Vala Maldoran most likely to have sex? Who on your flist is most likely to write it?
OMG. And I hadn't even set up the meme. Weeeeell. His office, his room, her room, Washington hotel room, Prometheus!
Erm, the whole daniel_vala probably. Oh, and me.

When Cameron Mitchell masturbates, he thinks about...
SG-1. Mostly Teal'c. But also the foursome, and if Jack comes to visit, fivesome.

What is Inara Serra's favorite sex toy?
I would say a blindfold. She is extremely sensual (duh) and I simply can't see her with anything hardcore... Oh, maybe candles. *eg*

Come up with a title for a Cameron Mitchell/Elisabeth Weir/Winifred Burkle threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
OMG, crack.
Erm. "Pilots, Physics and Politics"? I would read it. I wouldn't write it, unless drunk, and I can't type when I'm drunk, so no luck. Warnings: het, femmeslash, bondage, use of a puddlejumper.

Who's more likely to be tied up during (consensual) sex, Lee Adama or Wesley Pryce?
I'd say Wesley. Though I can easily see both (oh, yeah. can see them...)

If Inara Serra and Rupert Giles are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Oh, tough. Both aren't likely to talk about their love/sex life. I'd actually say Giles. Inara has that discretion code down pat, but I can see Giles not being that careful if he's really pissed (off or drunk... both happens).
Retaliation. Again, at loss.

As a birthday present, Elisabeth Weir's longtime lover Daniel Jackson offers to do whatever Elisabeth Weir wants in bed. What's Elisabeth Weir's secret birthday wish?
A threesome with Sheppard.
OMG, can someone write it? Please? Because that would be fracking hot.

Choose a food item for Wedge Antilles & Cameron Mitchell to use together.
Whyren's Reserve? No, seriously. I have a hardt time imagining anything else than whiskey. Does this count as food?

John Sheppard + Wedge Antilles are in a fulltime D/s relationship. Who's the top?
I don't care whose the top, but I want to see this. OMG. *hyperventilates*
Both are extremely unlikely to take orders... Both have rebelious streak. Both are used to military discipline but don't like it...
Frack. If I have to choose... erm... maybe John. But I'm not convinced.

Which fetish is Vala Maldoran least likely to indulge?
You mean there is some fetish Vala wouldn't at least try?
Scat? Because EEEEW?

What would you do if you had John Sheppard naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would Daniel Jackson do if he had John Sheppard naked, willing and able in his bed?
I would wake up, probably. Happened few times already.
Daniel would raise his eyebrows, blink, lick his lips and jump Sheppard.
And I want that security tape, then.

What wouldn't Logan Cale + Wedge Antilles tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
That it's not their business? And that Janson should stop taking bets on who's the top.

Logan Cale gets a tattoo to declare his eternal love for Vala Maldoran. Where is it? What does it say?
Logan and Vala?
*cackles*
Ahem. 'Vala' on his shoulder? I don't peg him an imaginative type...

Imagine that Lee Adama writes erotic Inara Serra/Wesley Pryce fic. What sort of summary might the fic he writes have?
My brain gave up on that idea.

If Lee Adama walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would John Sheppard react?
Raise eybrows. Grin. Offer to swap the boa for a towel.

And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale:

Vala Maldoran and Winifred Burkle are having a quickie in a broom closet when John Sheppard walks in on them. Naturally enough, John Sheppard joins in, first paging Rupert Giles, who's in the middle of fucking Daniel Jackson into the mattress. Rupert Giles abandons Daniel Jackson on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and Daniel Jackson, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous Wedge Antilles attempts to rescue Daniel Jackson. But Daniel Jackson will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where Logan Cale is one of his regular clients.

a) The story you've just written is closest to the canon of which 'verse?
My fantasies, maybe. They don't go exactly that way, but the cast is close enough.
b) What would you entitle this story?
Aliens made me do it!
It's a classic.
c) who's most out of character?
Vala and Fred. Can't see them together. Well, unless Vala just decided she was bored...
d) who on your flist would read it?
Most would read, I suppose. Not all would enjoy that much as I would.
e) who on your flist is probably writing this right now?
The question should go: who is most on crack right now?

List of the questions:

Does 10 strike you as a voyeur or an exhibitionist?

Who in all the multiverse would 11 most likely bottom to?

Would you rather do 3 or 5?

Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?

12 + 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.

How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?

Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your flist is most likely to write it?

When 12 masturbates, s/he thinks about...

What is 11's favorite sex toy?

Come up with a title for a 12/7/1 threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?

Who's more likely to be tied up during (consensual) sex, 2 or 6?

If 11 and 3 are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?

As a birthday present, 7's longtime lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?

Choose a food item for 4 & 12 to use together.

8 + 4 are in a fulltime D/s relationship. Who's the top?

Which fetish is 9 least likely to indulge?

What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if s/he had 8 naked, willing and able in his/her bed?

What wouldn't 10 + 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?

10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say?

Imagine that 2 writes erotic 11/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?

If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react?

And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale:

9 and 1 are having a quickie in a broom closet when 8 walks in on them. Naturally enough, 8 joins in, first paging 3, who's in the middle of fucking 5 into the mattress. 3 abandons 5 on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and 5, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous 4 attempts to rescue 5. But 5 will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where 10 is one of his/her regular clients.

a) The story you've just written is closest to the canon of which 'verse? b) What would you entitle this story? c) who's most out of character? d) who on your flist would read it? e) who on your flist is probably writing this right now?
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