Noelia (noelia_g) wrote,
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Drunken Giles.... Oh dear...

lostgirlslair 's fault. Her "Drunken Giles" song is not only terribly catchy... it also created a particulary vicious song bunny... I can deal with plot bunnies, I just whack them onna head and they go away... but this one... oh, boy.

It made me rhyme, and I can't rhyme for peanuts, it made me write a song and I have a musical talent of a something very not musically talented...

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Here comes drunken Giles

Swaying on his feet

Walking through the night

Down the Hellmouth street

Walking down the street

Being hard as rock

Drunken Giles is Happy Giles

He'll be getting cock

Drunken Giles, Drunken Giles, Going all the way!
See him drink. Watch him sink. We'll just assume he's gay!
Hey!

Where goes Drunken Giles?

Could you guess now quick

Who will be tonight

Impaled on Watcher's prick?

Maybe Ethan Rayne

Maybe Wesley Pryce

Maybe vampy Spike

Foursomes are so nice!

Drunken Giles, Drunken Giles, Going all the way!
See him drink. Watch him sink. We'll just assume he's gay!
Hey!

There'll be sucking dick

There'll be fucking ass

As a Christmas' gifts

Cockrings are a must

No more Silent Night

Groans and moans and screams

Are new Christmas theme

And so we shall now sing:

Drunken Giles, Drunken Giles, Going all the way!
See him drink. Watch him sink. We'll just assume he's gay!
Hey!

 

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