lostgirlslair 's fault. Her "Drunken Giles" song is not only terribly catchy... it also created a particulary vicious song bunny... I can deal with plot bunnies, I just whack them onna head and they go away... but this one... oh, boy.
It made me rhyme, and I can't rhyme for peanuts, it made me write a song and I have a musical talent of a something very not musically talented...
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Here comes drunken Giles
Swaying on his feet
Walking through the night
Down the Hellmouth street
Walking down the street
Being hard as rock
Drunken Giles is Happy Giles
He'll be getting cock
Drunken Giles, Drunken Giles, Going all the way!
See him drink. Watch him sink. We'll just assume he's gay!
Hey!
Where goes Drunken Giles?
Could you guess now quick
Who will be tonight
Impaled on Watcher's prick?
Maybe Ethan Rayne
Maybe Wesley Pryce
Maybe vampy Spike
Foursomes are so nice!
Drunken Giles, Drunken Giles, Going all the way!
See him drink. Watch him sink. We'll just assume he's gay!
Hey!
There'll be sucking dick
There'll be fucking ass
As a Christmas' gifts
Cockrings are a must
No more Silent Night
Groans and moans and screams
Are new Christmas theme
And so we shall now sing:
Drunken Giles, Drunken Giles, Going all the way!
See him drink. Watch him sink. We'll just assume he's gay!
Hey!
