WOAH. HEE. AWESOME. WTF? OMG! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG. NINEMONTHSWHAT?
First of all, I called the Cylons. I totally did. (of course, by this point in the series, I called every member of the cast, along with DeadExtras no#1-9000 as Cylons).
LEE! Speech! OMG. I almost cheered. I would have cheered, if not for the fact that my throat still hurts like a motherfrakker when I whisper. Cheering would overdoing it.
I waved my hands like crazy, instead.
KARA! You're back! Don't ever, ever leave me again! (and pleaspleaseplease don't be the final Cylon, kthxbye). Also, you are so made of awesome, appearing like that, all 'Hi, Lee' and 'what, you honestly thought I was dead? Puh-lease, I am clearly made of awesome and can't die'. And of course you know where the Earth is. SQUEE.
Incidentally, Lee, your face upon seeing Kara? Priceless.
BILL&LAURA! You continue to be made of awesome. Trail. Cancer. Cylon!visions. Weee.
OMG. Tory? Okay. Sam? Woah, but he was actually the only one from all of those I honestly suspected (and not in the regualar: soooo, he might be a Cylon... and she might be a Cylon... and he. and she. and that chair there, too. you never know). Tyrol. OMG. Poor Tyrol. OMG.
I AM HONESTLY INCAPABLE OF TALKING ABOUT THIS WITHOUT CAPSLOCK.
*goes to build the time machine in her basement to travel in time to January*
PS. Bill Adama is a Cylon. That's my new theory. I don't have proof, but that's the only way they're topping SAUL FRAKKING TIGH.